I'm up, I'm up!

Today, I finally motivated my ass long enough to fill out some applications and shoot them out into the public.
Okay, I lied. I only made one application.
I'm scheduling my 'available to work' date to be November 1st, the day AFTER Halloween. I plan on having fun with my family for once this year.
Like I had said before, I plan on working indoors at WalMart this winter.

Why WalMart?...
-First of all, for my position I'm applying for, I won't have to serve anybody. That means nobody and noone!
-I'll be assigned to an area, one little area, and all I have to do is listen to some poor schmuck who's tied down with responsibilities. This means I alone will not be solely responsible for any screw ups or major mistakes.
-I shouldn't have to worry about shoplifting or thefts. Any co-workers I catch stealing can be quietly and immediately fired, and I won't ever have to deal with them again.
-I won't feel TRAPPED, meaning that if I hate my job, I can leave anytime I want. After all, being a shelf-boy shouldn't be that hard. ANYBODY can do this, except the hours suck for most people...
-I won't be working with chemicals, cars, machines, or serving annoying people. I serve one person, my area manager, and that's it. Everyone else can suck it! :P
-It's relatively close to home. No driving through the city of Edmonton and fighting rush-hour traffic to get home.
-I can stay clean at this job. No customer sweat fumes, no toxic chemicals, no grease or oil. Just my own sweat and filth. Amen to that.
-I can keep a beard, or stay scruffy.
-It's close to my bank, meaning I don't have to take unneccessary side-trips to cash my cheques or to pay my bills. Think of the savings!
I'm really hoping to get this job.
Right now, people are screaming for me to come back. 7-11, the chemical plants, even John wants me to return as a mechanic.
Pfft, screw that.
I want a simple job, one that's safe and easy to do. Money sucks, and I'd be happy in a prehistoric pioneer land where I can run around half naked or in loin cloths.

Anyways, hi family. Miss ya all, but right now I don't want to drive south, west, or anywhere outside of my city. Why? I'm not a natural traveler. Although I love traveling, I am not naturally inclined to initiate travels. Meh, you guys won't understand...
I like my spot. I belong here, and I'm relatively safe and happy here.

I'm going as Death for Halloween. I think I might change my robe into a Priest robe or something, go as a Necrolyte instead.

Lotsa love guys! Cya for now.