New 'Toys'!!! >_<

Alright, you all should know by now that I am a very sexually eager guy.
I blame... [Duh duh duhhh...] my FATHER, for passing on this very sick and, ummm, PERSUASIVE Zorn gene. >_<
Last week I ordered two new things, and, by the estimated delivery time, shouldn't be here yet until next Tuesday.

Well... >_>

They came in today!!! ^_^

Well, I bought a replica vagina, with a very nice and expensive texturized skin, that actually feels like human skin. Has everything: a proper labia, clit, naturally-placed openings... Works too. O_o
The second thing I bought can be used by guys or girls, and could be in fact something I could use on someone else to enhance a sex life. Gots me a rubber dong! >_<
Not just any cheap-old rubber either. Again, I paid a little extra, and got something realistic and worthwhile.
Funny to note, that, while I may have a different curve and slightly different shape, the lengths are very close to one another, as is thickness. Glad I fit into the 'normal' range, or, slightly past that range, to be exact. (As posted millions of posts back.)

I had never tried KY Jelly until today. Usually it's just Astroglide, a marvelous product by the way, which is usually good enough. I tried a little product experimentation, and found that the two compliment each other, so, I think I'll be mixing from now on.

Any dislikes so far?...
Yeah. There's a heavy product smell that's supposed to go away after a few washings, like rubber that was cooked with baby powder or something odd in it too long.
The products don't prevent you from cumming... (Seems that they in fact quicken it, for some reason. >_<)
I miss those warm, sensual bodies arching back, long legs splayed to either side of me, the weight of those hips and pelvis rocking back and forth...
Phew, whoa. Getting a little warm in here... >_>

Here I was, driving out to WalMart, only to discover that it was closing. I'm heading to the 'products' aisle, where the announcement comes. 'All shoppers must take their final purchases to the front and get out of the store ASAP.'
So, I speed over, grab my KY Jelly and a new thing of Astroglide, a hair trimmer kit, batteries, and gum, and quickly run over to the self check-out aisle.
Yup, standing beside a whole lot of young women, right beside me, and I'm just all cool and collective, my lubes out in the open. n_n

Night peoples. Many mis-adventures await!